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A young man once asked two married men what their wives were like. The first man replied, “My wife is my best friend. I love her smile and her sense of humour and we really enjoy being with each other. She has such a positive outlook on life and we like to think we really compliment one another.” The second man then spoke about his wife. He said,  “My wife consists of 65% water, 15% protein, 11% fat, 5% minerals, 0.1% carbohydrate. The minerals are phosphate, calcium, potassium, iron, magnesium, and a few others I don’t remember.”